Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Poor people shouldn't get fat

Because when people get fat, then their clothes don't fit. And if you're poor and you're clothes don't fit, then you can't buy new clothes that fit. Then you walk around town with clothes that look like this




and like this
So, if you are poor, do your best not to get fat. Or if you start to get fat, you might want to consider getting pregnant, because you can always borrow some maternity clothes and everyone will understand why you are getting fat. However, you better figure out a way to get unpoor should you decided to go that route because babies can be pretty expensive.
Or, if you are poor and you are getting fat, you better figure out how to get unfat.

Since I have no plans on having more kids, and I find myself in the aforementioned predicament, I've decided to get unfat. I'm on day 3 of the 30 Day Shred. I've heard some pretty awful things about Jillian Michaels, but she's not so bad. Of course, I am doing Level 1, the modified exercises and using two pound weights, but you gotta start somewhere.
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8 comments:

  1. Martha@A Sense of Humor is EssentialJune 17, 2009 at 5:09 PM

    I am proud of you for working out. The pictures - ugh.

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  2. Helen McGinnJune 17, 2009 at 5:09 PM

    ROTFL at your 'About Me'! Thanks for stopping by my blog and for the kind welcome.

    I too am on an unfat kind of plan and I'm getting there. I have some nice, lowfat meals on my page.

    Love the pics...*L*
    Helen xx

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  3. JulieJune 18, 2009 at 1:10 AM

    You're so funny :P What if you're poor and already fat...is that okay?

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  4. AnonymousJune 18, 2009 at 7:25 AM

    Good luck! I always think the first 3 days are the hardest.

    I'm working on getting fat myself right now, but next spring I'll be trying to get unfat.

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  5. SapphireJune 18, 2009 at 8:32 AM

    If you are poor and already fat and your clothes still fit, then it's not so bad. I mean, hey, at least your clothes fit!! ;)

    I really think the worse thing is the ill-fitting clothes. You can really look good at any size as long as you have clothes that fit you. But the second you appear in public with gaping shirts, muffin tops galore and skintight pants that sound as though you are about to start a fire when you walk.....it's all over.
    Trust me, I know from PERSONAL experience!!! ;)

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  6. Kathy B!June 18, 2009 at 12:22 PM

    How true. I have a lot of clothes but they're all different sizes... I'd go broke if I had to buy wardrobes in all those sizes... Yo-yo dieting and chubby is not for the faint of heart!

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  7. PatriciaJune 20, 2009 at 11:10 AM

    *LOL* great post... unfortunately I'm currently both... that's what cheap t-shirts are for *L

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  8. LindaJune 22, 2009 at 6:43 PM

    I agree! The sad thing is that most of them are not poor, and just think they look sexy with their Muffin top. LOL

    Hugs, and Thanks for stopping by my blog!

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